I rounded up some of the biggest names in the freezer aisle and now it’s time to rank them the only way I know how: with strong opinions and face dancing. This is Bless Your Rank: Ice Cream Sandwich Edition.

From the square-shaped legend Klondike and Southern staples like Blue Bell and Mayfield, to Prairie Farms, the thick-stacked FatBoy, freezer-aisle favorite Blue Bunny, and the value-aisle wildcard crav’n, I’m tasting every last one and deciding once and for all which vanilla-and-chocolate handful reigns supreme.

Will FatBoy be too much of a mouthful? Does Blue Bell live up to the hometown hype? Can Klondike coast on nostalgia alone? Is crav’n secretly a sleeper? And which one’s gonna melt down the back of my hand before I can even rank it?

Grab a stack of napkins, settle in, and let’s bless every last one of these dang ice cream sandwiches.

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