The SEC commissioner is gone, and the conference is handling it with the dignity you’d expect: a séance, accusations, and everybody demanding credit.

In the SEC Roll Call Week 8 Halloween Special, Vanderbilt leads the ceremony, Alabama is looking for Saban, Tennessee fumbles, and LSU is here to remind Auburn of the present. Texas and Oklahoma can’t even hold hands without arguing, Texas A&M questions the wisdom of joining another cult, and Arkansas just wants to survive the meeting.

South Carolina celebrates, Mississippi State demands recognition, Georgia and Auburn revisit unfinished business, and Ole Miss finds comfort in the past. Florida enjoys its moment in the light, Missouri’s Darth Miz claims his rightful place as the lord of chaos, and Kentucky arrives with a reminder about the standings.

Who took out the commissioner and who’s REALLY controlling the chaos?

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