In this heated session of the Southern States Council, Georgia tries to rally the region around an “official” barbecue sauce. Alabama, Tennessee, and Mississippi can’t agree on anything. North Carolina spirals into a vinegar-based identity crisis, South Carolina demands mustard, and Texas threatens to walk out (again). Florida brings up mullet. Kentucky suggests mutton. Arkansas apparently hasn’t changed clothes since the last episode of Roll Call. Virginia just wants to be taken seriously. Louisiana orders jambalaya. And Oklahoma somehow sneaks in.

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