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I Am Glad Twilight Is Over!

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I am so glad the entire Twilight series is ending.  Ever since the first movie came out in 2008 the movie franchise has made a boatload of money.  If you have lived under a rock in the last few years and are asking yourself “what is Twilight?”  Let me put it into words for people who have not seen one of these movies like me.  The franchise is about women having a relationship with vampires and werewolves.  Basically it’s your ultimate chick flick and many girls and women have fallen in love with this story!

Most guys out there thinks the Twilight series is a huge waste of time.  Until their girlfriends or wife’s drags them to see this boring film.  I wish the Twilight series was made for guys.  If they used more women and fewer men; the guys would be going nuts for this film   Video is NSFW.

For all the Vampire and Werewolf fans out there.  You need to quit living like it’s 1999.  Zombies are so hot right now!  The zombies would take care of the vampires and werewolves quickly.  And admit it; zombies would make a better love story than vampires! It’s time to kill off the vampires!

I am sure Twilight Breaking Dawn: Part 2 will do very well at the box office this weekend.  Of course I will not be there!  Instead I have found a couple of parody Twilight videos you can enjoy.  Now I can’t not wait for The Hobbit to come out in December.  That movie will be the ultimate dude flick.  For women; well it depends on their taste.

 

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