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The Evening Post: Trump Threatens Gordie Howe Bridge! (A Canadian Musical)

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🚨 TRUMP WANTS HALF?! IT’S A BRIDGE OVER TROUBLE DONALD!! 🚨

The bridge is built. Canada paid the $6.4 billion. But now Trump says he’s shutting it down unless he gets 50% ownership? 🤨

We couldn’t let that slide. The Beaver, the Workers, and a certain Detroit Red Wings legend have a few words (and a song) for him.

The Reality:

The Cost: Canada funded the entire $6.4 billion project to get it built after years of delays.

The Threat: Trump is currently threatening to keep the bridge closed until the U.S. is “fully compensated,” claiming (incorrectly) that no American steel was used.

The Response: While politicians argue, we decided to call in the ultimate enforcer: Gordie Howe.

In This Musical:

🧱 The Builder: A Beaver who just wants to finish the job.

🛑 The Blocker: A claymation Trump demanding a toll booth he didn’t pay for.

👻 The Legend: Mr. Hockey himself returning to clear the lane.

This video is a satirical look at the very real battle for the border happening right now. If you want the bridge open, share this video!

Music Parody: “Bridge Over Troubled Water”

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